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[30 Sep 2010|03:03pm] |
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Why is it that thongs always ride up when the weather gets cooler? I don't remember reading that in my book of underwear and lingerie physics!
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[23 Sep 2010|01:28pm] |
Dad says I need a job. Mom says I cant work at X-Factor because I broke too many things last summer. Damn.
Also.....I dont like not having money, it sucks. Also, I suppose the school is against inviting hookers to the school. Damn there goes my fun night idea of being a pimp for a living.
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[03 Sep 2010|01:35pm] |
Ah, the beauty of having dupes! I don't even have to go to class if I dont want, I'll just send some dupes off and absorb the information they learned later! Although I am sorry if one of my sad or angry dupes get in and bawls through the whole class or throws the desk across the room.
Ugh, Im bored! Its nothing but class this and homework that. Who wants to play hooky with me!?
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[22 Aug 2010|11:28am] |
I decided that I hate camping now. I think I forgot one of my limiting shirts back at the camp ground. Damn it!
If anyone accidentally packed up a green shirt with like....yellow designs on it that kinda look like lines with circles at the end, could I have it back? Mom would kill me if I lost one of those shirts that set her back a small bundle.
...Well that and if I dont find that shirt there will soon be a lot more dupes around than just me and a couple others :p
For now I'll just have to live with my pair of limiting undies.
Has anyone heard Toolala's new song? She's that mutant pop star or whatever. I didn't like her before but its actually super catchy! I've been dancing around to it in my underwear all day!
Also, sold yet another lame item on ebay today! Who would have thought my old iPod would be worth $30
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[10 Aug 2010|05:28pm] |
I want to know who's idea it was to charge so much money for a concert ticket. Lame I say, LAME! Oh well, I'm sure Mom will fork out some cash, she usually does. Mostly because she doesn't let Dad know where she stores it all.
Got a message from 'uncle' Guido today. Says things around X-Factor are getting a little high strung. You know that one case that's been on the news websites lately? Some rich mutant bitch got her diamond puppy or something stolen? Guess whos on the case!? WOO! Go X-Factor Investigations! About time Dad's business picked up to this kind of level. It only took like, 15 years!
Also, believe it or not, one of my tube socks told on BuyMyStuff.com, and I have bids on my other things, ever since I changed my profile to that of a Japanese school-girl. In yo faces!
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[08 Aug 2010|03:23pm] |
Im trying to sell a bunch of stuff on eBay and Amazon, but no one seems to want to buy my old tube socks, chop sticks, or video games. Lame. Maybe I should start selling something worth buying?
Hey folks! Give me ideas of things to make so I can sell them! I need the cash! I need money for my next big project!
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[02 Aug 2010|02:28pm] |
Project Super Special Awesome....is now in effect. Whatever you all do, DONT LOOK OUTSIDE ON THE LAWN AROUND 8 PM TONIGHT ;)
Also, this!
Three names I go by:
1. Ewan
2. EwanS (plural)
3. The one man motha fuckin army!
Three places I have lived:
1. Here
2. There
3. Everywhere
Three places I have worked:
1. X-Factor Investigations
2. Adult Film Store (Passions)
3.
Three things I love to watch:
1. Mutant Idol
2. X-Town (that super lame/brilliant teen drama about mutants and their 'problems')
3. The Office
Three things I love to eat:
1. Cotton Candy
2. Gummie Bears
3. Bacon
Three things I am looking forward to this summer:
1. Seeing the family....I guess
2. Um, dancing?
3. The new single from Freaks of Nature! They got a new music vid coming out soon! = AWESOME!
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[26 Jul 2010|01:30pm] |
Alright....it is time. Time has come. Now is the time.
Project: Super Special Awesome Surprise.
Is now being activated!
You shall all see soon. Very. Very soon.
;)
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[18 Jul 2010|04:41pm] |
So....yeah. Project Super Special Awesome has been slightly delayed.
Thanks for all your help Xander! ;) I may need you again though!
Ugh, all this work is wearing me out. I dont think anyone responded to my date offer last post. So....offer still stands people. Im starting to feel a little self conscience. Don't make me take myself to the movies again, thats lame!
I think I need some more plastic for my project. If I just get a bit more Project Super Special Awesome will be complete within the week! WOOOO!!
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[14 Jul 2010|01:01pm] |
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I always like a good bedtime story. THANKS DEADPOOL!
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[12 Jul 2010|12:34pm] |
ALRIGHT! Project Super Special Awesome Surprise is nearly complete! Ralph! I'm going to need your help once more, if you don't mind.
Cal....just ignore all the massive trash bags in our room...they'll be gone soon. This is going to be cool, trust me! Does anyone know where I can buy cheap mannequins or molding wax? That could really be of some help. I remember a guy used to work at this school called Forge. I could REALLY use his help right about now. Any way I could look up his phone number in school records?
I saw a flamingo yesterday, so that was sweet.
Xander, I want your body. Like...I need it for something. Any chance I could use it?
I want to go to the movies, who wants to be my date? I guarantee awkward attempts to hold hands, cheesy yawn-put-your-arm-around-you moves, popcorn, and snow caps!
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[07 Jul 2010|12:54pm] |
YAY! My mom made the MILF list! I didn't need to hear "shes a screamer" though....although its true.
I basically agree with the rest of the list though. I mean come on, even I can admit some of those moms are hot stuff! Anyone else vote for a "hot mom" calender project? Then we can do a "hot dad" one for the ladies!
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[06 Jul 2010|11:38am] |
Project Super Special Awesomeness is still underway! Its a lot harder than I thought. No peeking Cal! I figured it was you snooping around our room trying to find my surprise, but guess what green bean, ITS NOT IN OUR ROOM! HA! Its hidden somewhere safe, and secret! SO take that!
I also have been blasting Force of Nature's latest album, so I apologize to anyone who's eardrums I have broken with my loudness...at least they were broken by a good band right!?
Also, re-watching old episodes of The Office, forgot how much this show rocked. I'm thinking of also putting together a suit like Iron Man. Yo! Son of Stark! Any tips?
[Private to Casper]
Think of anything for me to do for you yet, mister?
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[02 Jul 2010|04:57pm] |
Oh wow, I sold for 50 bucks?! Thats kinda cool. I think others were like, in the hundreds but whatev, I dont care, I'm just glad I was sold. Whatever, sounds good to me!
Also, is it true they're inventing phones that can just be implanted in your eye and ear to project screens into your vision? That's badass! I want an EyePhone! HA! Get it? EyePhone like iPhone! Shut up.
I'm working on something top secret and it's going to be awesome, so just...keep an eye out for something awesome. If you see something awesome, chances are, it was me!
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[30 Jun 2010|12:22pm] |
Computer hacking eh? Thats all the rage now? I hacked my first server when I was 12 actually, thank you very much folks at X-Factor. It pays to have folks in the privacy invading private eye scene! I wonder if I can hack these journals? See what all these private posts are? Hmmmm, I'll have to get on that...er....I mean...no I wont. You hear that teachers, I'm not doing ANYTHING of the sort!
Ive become hooked on a video game. Yeah its kinda old, but still, basically the most awesome game ever. Ever hear of Portal? Yeah, its pretty much the best game ever with the coolest/funniest villain. I wanna be just like her when I grow up....a large computer strapped to a ceiling that says hilarious and hurtful things...yeah.
Has anyone bid on me for the whole senior for a day thing? I want to make sure whoever DOES bid on me, they will have complete control of only ONE of my dupes me. I cant afford to go sending dupes out to do my business although thats the plan. I finally have all my dupes back and accounted for I think, which is cool. I tried to send one out to get me a sandwich or do my homework, but he just ended up crying for a good fifteen minutes before I just reabsorbed him.
I also saw that some folks around here are kicking it garage band style? Hmmm, that gives me an idea. I could start my own dupe band! It would be awesome! Hmmm, what to name it....
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[29 Jun 2010|10:18am] |
So I saw this video of a beauty pageant online. And all I can say is....WTF!? I didn't know they had beauty pageants for kids that young! Holy cow! Who thinks its right to tart up their 3-week-old and parade them around on stage in whore outfits before they can even walk?
Just wanted to say that Little Miss Tart Compatish was totally out there. Weird stuff man.
Also, I wanna see a movie, who's up for a trip to the theater!? I'm sort of in the mood for an action-romance-comedy-drama-horror-twist-indie film. So...yeah.
I went home this weekend to visit pops and mom down in the city. God I love the city. The Big Apple! NYC! The Sleeper that never is a city....wait reverse that. X-Factor is doing well. And I'm sure someone here is related to the X-Factor team in some way or another because our parents were a bunchy of whores and sluts in tights, so they all say hi. They're working on a case right now on some guy that keeps breaking into NYC Mortuary. Spooky huh?
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[21 Jun 2010|02:48pm] |
Damn it! I lost myself again! If anyone sees me running around out there...well...its not me. One of those stupid dupes got away again just because he couldn't wait for his fucking slurpee like everyone else! Hes the...."fun" dupe. so guard your loins I think I lost him after the baseball game.
I actually recently saw a video online of people dancing....I vow to whatever higher power there may be floating around in the universe, that I will learn that dance! Then I shall become popular, and be invited to parties, and people will sleep with me. Until then I shall sleep with myself when the roomie isnt around My plan is flawless. Anyone wanna dance?
Also, there has been tons of talk about skinny dipping in that there pond near by. Er...anyone else thinking about how many flesh-eating leeches are going to burrow themselves in your buttocks, folks? Yeah, think about that for a little while, then go skinny dipping again! I don't see why people just dont go skinny dipping in cotton candy like Jason and I do!
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[15 Jun 2010|11:53am] |
Oh boredom, how I loathe thee! Let me count the ways! 1-one thousand, 2-one thousand, 3-one thousand...
Got a message from Guido today. I guess dad and them got this awesome case about a "ghost" or something? Ugh, why cant they get awesome cases like that when I'M around! The last case I got to work on was Miss Dorrity's missing cat...which turned out to have been dead for weeks!
If only I could find something to do around here...hmmmmmmm...Questions? Comments? Suggestions?
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[07 Jun 2010|02:19pm] |
From all of us, to all of you. Hi.
This was all mom's idea. Dad figured I should just stick to NYC and Mutant Town and just work at the family biz, but good ol screecher mom insisted I get down here and get my learn on. I sent one of me down to get me a soda but...I think he got lost. That's what I get for sending out ol' Saddy off on his own. He probably stopped along the way and saw a flower or something that made him depressed. I suppose I should go find him.
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